Every day in my Physical Science class,
we have a joke of the day to rest our exploding brains for a moment.
Friday my professor declared to be Chuck Norris joke day.
So, if someone wanted to tell a joke in class it had to be a Chuck Norris joke.
I had no idea there was an entire genre of jokes dedicated to one man.
Well there is and they are pretty funny.
Here are a few to wet your palate:
1. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
2. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
3. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table because he only recognizes the element of surprise
4. Chuck Norris counted to infinity--twice.
5. Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't foolish enough to attack him.
If you feel like you're wanting more Chuck Norris jokes, go here.
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